Session Start: Tue Feb 11 00:00:00 2014 Session Ident: #glitchpc [00:00] * Now talking in #glitchpc
[00:00] * Topic is 'Welcome to #glitchpc chat. Profanity, trolls, and impersonation are not welcome here. Street1 has become a Silent Keyboard. http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/savannah/obituary.aspx?page=lifestory&pid=139870551'
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Session Start: Tue Feb 11 02:02:24 2014 Session Ident: #glitchpc [02:02] * Now talking in #glitchpc
[02:02] * Topic is 'Welcome to #glitchpc chat. Profanity, trolls, and impersonation are not welcome here. Street1 has become a Silent Keyboard. http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/savannah/obituary.aspx?page=lifestory&pid=139870551'
[02:02] * Set by jacky on Tue Mar 02 11:03:23
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[05:10]<+camerongray> PCdoc: lol - We don't get them making up a UK accent but they use UK names which is funny
[05:10]<+camerongray> "Hello this is Mr Harry"
[05:10]<+camerongray> Even better when they fail to pronounce thier "name"
[05:20]<+camerongray> PCdoc: If you think the US is bad, try understanding us: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSMsfe4me4U :P
[05:49]<PCdoc> camerongray: the one from singapore, his name was Michael M. I am sure it was his name while talking to customer
[05:50]<BC_Programmer> Michael Moore found a career better suited to his lack of talent
[05:51]<PCdoc> ^^ loool
[05:57]<PCdoc> ile: windows/system32/winload.exe
[05:57]<PCdoc> code: 0x00000e9
[05:57]<PCdoc> info: an unexpected I/O error has occured.
[05:58]<PCdoc> dealing with this problem .. since morning on a core i3-nd generation proc. with DH61WW intel m/b from early 2011
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Session Start: Tue Feb 11 13:00:31 2014 Session Ident: #glitchpc [13:00] * Now talking in #glitchpc
[13:00] * Topic is 'Welcome to #glitchpc chat. Profanity, trolls, and impersonation are not welcome here. Street1 has become a Silent Keyboard. http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/savannah/obituary.aspx?page=lifestory&pid=139870551'
[13:00] * Set by jacky on Tue Mar 02 11:03:23
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Session Start: Tue Feb 11 13:30:23 2014 Session Ident: #glitchpc [13:30] * Now talking in #glitchpc
[13:30] * Topic is 'Welcome to #glitchpc chat. Profanity, trolls, and impersonation are not welcome here. Street1 has become a Silent Keyboard. http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/savannah/obituary.aspx?page=lifestory&pid=139870551'
[13:30] * Set by jacky on Tue Mar 02 11:03:23
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[15:44]<jamer> If there is a will there is a way
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[16:39]<Quantos> Hey guys
[16:39]<BC_Programmer> howdy Quantos
[16:39]<Quantos> heya BC
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[16:39]<Quantos> How's things?
[16:40]<Quantos> Sorry chanbot, disappointment sux
[16:40]<Quantos> How goes the new job there BC
[16:40]<Quantos> ??
[16:41]<BC_Programmer> things are good, hard to complain when I get paid twice what I used to and don't have to even leave the house to do it
[16:41]<Quantos> Wicked, you work from home now?
[16:41]<BC_Programmer> yup, since August
[16:41]<Quantos> Geez, somebodies moving up the ranks
[16:41]<BC_Programmer> we have meetings now and then at the owner's house to keep everything on track
[16:41]<Quantos> Oh, I thought you had to go to the office to work
[16:42]<BC_Programmer> heh our Office is tiny, it's basically just a server room
[16:42]<Quantos> It must be nice, putting in a full day in your undies
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[16:42]<Quantos> Hi Zuwer
[16:43]<BC_Programmer> heheh tis true
[16:43]<Quantos> ;)
[16:44]<Quantos> I'm just glad you're making good money, so many good guys wind up doing crap for crapola
[16:45]<BC_Programmer> Not that it's always easy, sometimes I get stuck with making boring reports and stuff, but that's just how it goes
[16:45]<Quantos> Yeah, but that's paperwork, it's to be expected
[16:47]<BC_Programmer> by making reports I mean creating the reports in that they are used to create the paperwork... that sounds confusing. Basically customer's want some report on the data, so we make it and then they can run that report to create it
[16:47]<Quantos> No, doesn't sound confusing to me
[16:48]<BC_Programmer> oh ok, it sounded confusing in my head
[16:48]<Quantos> Of course I'm tipsy, so the only thing that's confusing is why it's harder to hit the toilet
[16:48]<BC_Programmer> ha
[16:48]<Quantos> :P
[16:48]<Quantos> It's my roommates b-day today, I started celebrating a bit early
[16:49]<BC_Programmer> an added bonus from working from home is that I don't spend as much money because I can't be assed to walk an hour to the store very often, so it's just piling up
[16:49]<Quantos> Actually I think everyone here is half cut now
[16:49]<Quantos> Yep
[16:50]<Quantos> And you don't have to pay commuting, or parking
[16:50]<Quantos> Or fuel
[16:50]<Quantos> That's just a sweet deal all around
[16:50]<BC_Programmer> well I Don't have a car so that wouldn't have been an issue, for me with my old job I would buy stuff on the way there or on the way back
[16:50]<Quantos> Ah
[16:50]<Quantos> Yeah, I don't drive either, but that's medical
[16:51]<Quantos> The pain meds I'm on are THC based, so I can't legally drive anyway
[16:51]<Quantos> But they work a lot better than opiates
[16:52]<BC_Programmer> "Do you know how fast you were going?" "Yes officer, but I only did it to get away from the giant yellow Hippo that was chasing me"
[16:52]<Quantos> LOL
[16:53]<Quantos> 'I brake for hallucinations'
[16:54]<Quantos> It's funny, people on opiates are cleared to drive, but I'm not. There's no way I'm as messed up as they are
[16:54]<Quantos> I just stop at every restaurant on the way
[16:56]<BC_Programmer> haha
[16:56]<Quantos> Oh, being beckoned, must carve the roast
[16:57]<Quantos> Back a bit later
[17:04]<BC_Programmer> and Quantos himself carved the roast beast
[17:10]<+camerongray> Hey Quantos & BC_Programmer
[17:11]<BC_Programmer> games like street fighter should include a segment in civil court
[17:13]<BC_Programmer> First round is where you beat the crap out of each other, and the second round is a lawyer battle where you figure out who was at fault and award punitive damages
[17:58]<Quantos> I'm back
[17:58]<Quantos> Hey Cam
[18:09]<jamer> i lol atmyit department at school
[18:09]<BC_Programmer> definitely not the department of well-formed sentences
[18:09]<Quantos> Is that even english?
[18:10]<Quantos> LOL, snap
[18:10]<jamer> i laugh at my it department at school
[18:10]<BC_Programmer> oh IT department
[18:10]<Quantos> Well that's slightly better...
[18:10]<BC_Programmer> not the department that determines what is it and who has it
[18:12] * Quantos hopes he doesn't have it, and that it's not contagious
[18:13]<BC_Programmer> '"it" is a illness that is transferred through touch. curiously, once the disease is passed on, the original carrier is free of the illness. This illnesses main symptoms are that kids will run away from you'
[18:13]<jamer> they blocked tor
[18:13]<BC_Programmer> Don't get me started on tor
[18:13]<Quantos> Yeah, me either
[18:14]<BC_Programmer> I got curious about that whole deep web thing a while back, never again
[18:14]<jamer> i found out they dont have vpn's blocked though
[18:14]<BC_Programmer> so you used it anyway? or?
[18:15]<jamer> we used to use it ... then it got blocked and we had a challenge to find another way around
[18:16]<BC_Programmer> My favourite part about Tor though is that it was originally created by the NSA
[18:16]<Quantos> So was redundant stupidity, doesn't make it a good thing
[18:16]<jamer> i was the first one to actually finish the challenge
[18:17]<BC_Programmer> wait an official challenge then
[18:18]<Quantos> I Tor my jeans once....
[18:18]<Quantos> ;)
[18:18]<jamer> BC_Programmer class challenge
[18:19]<Quantos> Speaking of jeans, did you guys know that diarrhea is genetic?
[18:19]<Quantos> It runs in your jeans
[18:19]<BC_Programmer> Tor is hilarious to me for the same reason as Bitcoin, cryptocurrencies in general in fact... used by people who are positive the world's guvmints are gonna fall, and speculated and invested in by people who try to guess how stupid the people that use it will be
[18:20]<BC_Programmer> and of course anybody who says they are dumb is "just jealous"
[18:20]<Quantos> It's monopoly money, to be honest
[18:20]<Quantos> As far as I know it's not recognized anywhere as valid currency
[18:21]<Quantos> I know Wal-Mart won't accept them, and they'll take pennies
[18:27]<BC_Programmer> exactly, you don't buy anything with it, you end up trading it for real money to use
[18:28]<Quantos> Why would I give someone real money for something imaginary. I fire people that do imaginary work
[18:30]<BC_Programmer> but it's decentralized! That makes it automatically good even though without regulation the price is going up and down more than a prostitute at work
[18:30]<Quantos> I might be too drunk to get it, but I doubt it
[18:31]<Quantos> LOL
[18:31]<Quantos> That
[18:31]<Quantos> 's too f'n funny
[18:31] * Quantos glares at the enter key
[18:39]<+camerongray> We laugh at our uni's IT department all the time :P
[18:40]<+camerongray> Informatics gave up and built their own, completely separate system
[18:40]<BC_Programmer> quiet you dogecoin enabler!
[18:40]<+camerongray> haah
[18:43]<jamer> camerongray we were on our own separate system (glares at IT department)
[18:44]<+camerongray> lol
[18:44]<jamer> till they decided to fuck things up by puttingus behind the web finter
[18:44]<jamer> filter*
[18:45]<BC_Programmer> hey don't not puttingus until yo... oh, that's not the right word at all
[18:47]<jamer> my keyboards space bar has issues at times
[18:48]<BC_Programmer> have you tried talking to it, helping it through? OR did it not accept your advice because you were the reason it kept getting depressed?
[18:49]<+Craig> Programmer?....
[18:49]<BC_Programmer> you've discovered I'm an imposter!
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[18:50]<@BC_Programming> actually it looks like I DC'd and it used my alternate
[18:52] * Quantos is slightly lost
[18:52]<@BC_Programming> yeah that space bar thing was pretty heavy on the puns
[18:52]<@BC_Programming> I almost got confused writing it
[18:52]<@BC_Programming> I mean... depressed? haha! Pun city
[18:52]<Quantos> LOL
[18:53]<Quantos> So punny
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[22:43]<guest_91> Quantos: I need computer assistance
[22:43]<Quantos> Explain it or get lost
[22:44]<guest_91> actually, i was more thinking, I get unbanned before I leave
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[22:44]<@BC_Programming> yeah nope
[22:45]<guest_91> I don't even know what this channel is for, but I really want to get unbanned before I leave #computerhope so I could come back tomorrow
[22:46]<Nat> #computerhope is still a thing?
[22:46]<Quantos> Careful Nat
[22:46]<@BC_Programming> right because you were just minding your own business and got banned, likely story
[22:46]<Quantos> :)
[22:46]<guest_91> You can look in the logs, it was really just Quantos's choice to ban me
[22:47]<guest_91> no offense, not judging or anything
[22:47]<Quantos> Yes it was, and what makes you think that these fellows can reverse my choice?
[22:47]<guest_91> I'm talking to you, Quantos
[22:47]<@BC_Programming> we can make a new choice here though lol
[22:47]<guest_91> not these guys
[22:48]<Quantos> Sorry 91, you still don't deserve a voice
[22:48]<Nat> Quantos: i haven't been in #computerhope for about 3 years
[22:48]<guest_91> What about tomorrow? do i deserve a voice tomorrow?
[22:49]<Quantos> I know nat, and I've wondered where you've been
[22:50]<Quantos> No guest_91, you're an idiot
[22:50]<Nat> Quantos: i somehow seriously doubt that :)
[22:50]<Nat> but thanks :D
[22:50]<@BC_Programming> SHOTS FIRED
[22:50]<Quantos> Actually I have Nat
[22:51]<Quantos> I just dont make it here often because people get accused of hating
[22:51]<Nat> Quantos: yeah i remember there was some drama there
[22:52]<Quantos> Yeah, I was Steimey for a while
[22:52]<Nat> oh ok
[22:53]<@BC_Programming> Immental started this whole thing a while back by spreading lies about CH guys and us being dumb bought it
[22:53]<guest_91> What's this channel about?
[22:53]<@BC_Programming> until I realized Immental1200 was a liar, doctored the logs he was providing, and every thing he claimed was tosh
[22:53]<Quantos> I don't care how it happened, all I know is my freinds were arguing and I felt so damned awkward
[22:54]<@BC_Programming> It's not really about anything, used to be about computers, but now it's sort of like "Seinfeld"- except sometimes something funny happens.
[22:54]<guest_91> LOL
[22:55]<Quantos> Hahahhhahhahhha
[22:56]<guest_91> well, since I'm going to bed, I thought I might see if Quantos remembers me
[22:56]<Quantos> That's just tooo damned funny
[22:56] * guest_91 is now known as yellowduck
[22:56]<@BC_Programming> that sounds familiar
[22:56]<Quantos> Sorry man, still q banned
[22:57]<@BC_Programming> quietbans are fun
[22:57]<yellowduck> q banned?
[22:57]<Quantos> I like them
[22:57]<yellowduck> oh
[22:57]<yellowduck> do you remember me?
[22:57]<Quantos> Does it matter?
[22:58]<yellowduck> guess not
[22:59]<yellowduck> no way what
[22:59]<Quantos> CAF?
[22:59]<Quantos> I'll kill you
[22:59]<@BC_Programming> somebody explain plz
[23:00]<Quantos> I think that might actually be CAF now
[23:00]<yellowduck> Kill me? or him?
[23:00]<@BC_Programming> who is CAF
[23:00]<Quantos> Pardon me, but fuck me
[23:01]<@BC_Programming> no thank you
[23:01]<yellowduck> You don't like him?
[23:01]<Quantos> A regular at CH
[23:01]<Nat> k
[23:01]<Quantos> Sorry guys, didn;'t mean to bring it here
[23:02]<@BC_Programming> is it initials? I thought it was initials. All I could come up with was Calcium-Argon-Flibbleflobble
[23:02]<yellowduck> Can't you just... punch him?
[23:02]<Quantos> LOL\\
[23:03]<Quantos> flibbleflobble, I like that
[23:03]<yellowduck> C is carbon, not calcium
[23:03]<@BC_Programming> Calcium is Ca
[23:03]<yellowduck> Argon is Ar, right?
[23:03]<@BC_Programming> also F is Flourine, not Flibbleflobble, which has the chemical symbol FU
[23:04]<Quantos> Damnit CAF, you know I ban stupidity, why'd you push me?
[23:04]<yellowduck> Quantos: How much power do you have in CH...?
[23:04]<Quantos> More than you have
[23:05]<yellowduck> Yes... yes
[23:05]<yellowduck> are you friends with that lostcoast character or something?
[23:07]<Quantos> You're nobody yellowduck, bugger off
[23:07]<@BC_Programming> well if anybody wants to know I'm op here because I'm ChanbotVII's girlfriend... well I'm a guy but ChanbotVII couldn't tell and I didn't want to ruin the magic
[23:07]<Quantos> You're the girlfriend?
[23:08]<@BC_Programming> it's an IRC bot, it can't tell
[23:08]<yellowduck> nice
[23:08]<@BC_Programming> Also after killing the 6 previous chanbot's I think it may be a afraid to question me
[23:09]<yellowduck> Quantos: Why do you have to tell me to bugger off?
[23:09]<Quantos> LOL
[23:13]<yellowduck> I'm going to bed now
[23:13]<yellowduck> .....pyah
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