Session Start: Wed Mar 20 00:00:00 2013 Session Ident: #glitchpc [00:00] * Now talking in #glitchpc
[00:00] * Topic is 'Welcome to #glitchpc chat. Profanity, trolls, and impersonation are not welcome here. Street1 has become a Silent Keyboard. http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/savannah/obituary.aspx?page=lifestory&pid=139870551'
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[11:12]<@Mulreay> Hey guys
[11:12]<@BC_Programming> ahoy
[11:13]<@Mulreay> Just typed out one of the funniest phone calls I've ever had.. one sec.. need to scroll up to find it
[11:13]<@BC_Programming> kk
[11:13]<@Mulreay> Hahaha just had a cold call on my landline, I'm always polite as I've had to do the job myself so I let the guy do his spin on the call and then I say politely 'I'm OK mate not really interested in that' so he gives another spin and I reply 'OK seriously mate I'm not interested' he gives another spin, on why I need this and I reply 'OK mate I was trying to be polite I'm not interested and I
[11:13]<@Mulreay> need to go'. He replies 'can I just ask why your not interested?' I say 'well two fold really one I don't own this house so buildings insurance for me would be pointless and second I don't own this house. (I nearlly finished the full quote with 'I know technically that is one reason but it was such a huge one I felt it needed mentioning twice') *Red Dwarf quote*. So he says 'well who owns
[11:13]<@Mulreay> the house?' And I say 'look mate this telephone number is on TPS so you are breaking the law by cold calling me' And he says.. best bit.. 'It's because of people like you I don't make any money' and slams the phone down.. Genius.
[11:14]<@BC_Programming> haha
[11:14]<@BC_Programming> did he mean smart people?
[11:14]<@Mulreay> heh
[11:14]<@Mulreay> I'm always polite but that really tested me
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[14:50]<@Mulreay> Nice, 3hrs for this render apparently.. look forward to sleeping later
[15:38]<+Tux3> lol
[15:38]<+Tux3> Rule #1: deny support to any modified plugins of yours
[15:38]<@BC_Programming> where is this
[15:39]<+Tux3> A server owner was experiencing lag with one of my plugins... one of his devs modified it because he thought he could to some enhancements
[15:39]<@BC_Programming> lol
[15:39]<+Tux3> His "enhancements" included potentially reading a config file 20x per second!
[15:40]<+Tux3> for any player that wasn't authenticated
[15:40]<+Tux3> get 5 un-authenticated players trying to move at spawn = 100 reads per second
[15:41]<@BC_Programming> :/
[15:42]<@BC_Programming> one of the rather common plugin devs that really don't know what they are doing and just follow a formula
[15:42]<+Tux3> yeah
[15:43]<@BC_Programming> my single player chicken farm provides a wealth of eggs
[15:43]<+Tux3> :0
[15:43]<+Tux3> :)
[15:43]<@BC_Programming> have a chain of hoppers and eggs from the surface all the way to bedrock
[15:43]<@BC_Programming> with my chickens all inside a box at the top
[15:43]<+Tux3> Here's the offending code: http://paste.yu8.me/?2fe91d6019533e9e#6ChBHSOIIVWs4yfiFzKA8tYj0m+37EaQ6hBd4KJBJWQ=
[15:43]<@BC_Programming> every single hopper and chest is filled with eggs :/
[15:44]<+camerongray> This caused much hilarity at work today: http://apiln.blogspot.co.uk/
[15:44]<@BC_Programming> Tux2: :O Wow... jsut wow
[15:45]<@BC_Programming> what plugin was this, btw?
[15:45]<+Tux3> A custom plugin I made for a client
[15:45]<+Tux3> I was unavailable for a bit, so he had one of his devs make the changes he wanted
[15:45]<@BC_Programming> haha
[15:46]<+Tux3> I moved the bit about reading spawn all the way to the enable() function in th main class and I declare a public variable I can access everywhere in the plugin
[15:47]<+Tux3> Instead of hundreds of potential reads per second, only one read when the plugin starts up.
[15:48]<+Tux3> My words to my client: "WHAT DID YOUR DEV DO TO MY CODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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[18:19]<@BC_Programming> ooh neat I could be a Judge for the Microsoft Canada Imagine Cup
[18:21]<Erika_16> huh?
[18:22]<@BC_Programming> what part don't you understand
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[19:09]<Erika_16> hi
[19:13]<lucifer> Hi
[19:16]<@BC_Programming> Tux2: I'm going to guess you are waiting for the Bukkit for 1.5 to be in Beta- at least- before trying to update Epic MC?
[19:17]<+Tux2> yes BC_Programming
[19:18]<@BC_Programming> ahh, safest option for sure
[19:19]<+Tux2> BC_Programming: I've got your sharepoint info so you can test the program out
[19:19]<@BC_Programming> nice!
[19:20]<+Tux2> lol, I should have asked if you can recieve a dcc chat request
[19:36]<Erika_16> visual studio!
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[20:13]<@BC_Programming> leave it to Microsoft to make something simple as f-ing complicated as possible
[20:14]<Erika_16> what?
[20:14]<Erika_16> i mean yea
[20:14]<Erika_16> but what examples do u have?
[20:14]<@BC_Programming> "gee, it presents a simple browser interface to login, and we have a API for it, let's not present any obvious way to authenticate... OH! And if they use the obvious ways, like the classes that have Auth or login in their name, let's just say the server returned a 403"
[20:16]<@BC_Programming> A few googles later
[20:16]<@BC_Programming> I learn that "There is no direct method of authenticating with Sharepoint from the Client Object Model, so MS released a workaround"
[20:17]<@BC_Programming> because obviously the fact that authenticating is a bit important to do anything at all didn't put it at the top of the list
[20:17]<Erika_16> im half confused. but ok
[20:18]<Erika_16> microsoft is stupid
[20:18]<Erika_16> the point recived
[20:23]<@BC_Programming> wonderful workaround... "just copy paste this code"
[20:23]<@BC_Programming> guess they just assume I want to add the 500 references they need and have the psychic ability to know which ones
[20:24]<+Tux2> Remember, $100...
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[20:31]<@BC_Programming> ooh cool! "Windows Identity Foundation must be installed for the Windows Identity Foundation installation to continue"
[20:31]<Erika_16> ?
[20:31]<Erika_16> lol
[20:32]<Erika_16> i got a DirectX 7 or higher is required to run this game, error, i have DirectX 10
[20:34]<@BC_Programming> DX10 is separate from the earlier versions. You would need to install 9.0c on Vista to run older games
[20:36]<Erika_16> fu*k
[20:37]<@BC_Programming> installing DX is not hard
[20:39]<Erika_16> also minecraft say somthing about open gl mode not enabled and need new graphics drivers
[20:39]<Erika_16> but i got new drivers
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