During my time on forums and various online communities, I have acquired multiple internets, through my hard work. for example, providing the exact information somebody needs can often get me a “+1 internets for you”, or creating a powerful burn on a troll member can often get me an internet as well.
I banked up my internets, and now that I was low on funds, I tried to spend them. I decided to try to simply get some potato chips.
“how much is that in internets?”
“I don’t have any Canadian dollar on me, but I do have some Internets to my name; how many internets is that worth.
“we don’t take internets”
Imagine my horror, in discovering that this entire exchange of internets between online personas was nothing more then a sham. I stopped eating entirely, not because I lost my appetite but because I had quit my job under the impression that the many internets I’d earned over the years would be more then enough to sponsor my early retirement.
Every store I tried either said “we don’t take internets”, started laughing, or called for security. the security personnel were even worse, I tried bargaining with them- “if you let me go, I’ll give you some of my internets!” but they were unresponsive. could it be that the 8 dollars an hour they were making was somehow more valuable then the completely unquantifiable representation that is the internet?
A word of advice to all those like me- do NOT try to spend your internets! they are worthless! when somebody says “+1 internetz for you” it is
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